Hello! I'm Dr. Wyatt! Manager of the Cryonics Department, and the Relaxation Center here at Aperture Science Innovators! Feel free to ask me anything!

 

thats-so-quail-meat asked
"Hello, how are you doing today?"

“Not bad. How ‘bout yourself?”

asksweetturret asked
Hey. How ya doing?

“Not bad, would be better if I didn’t get locked in my office for a couple of weeks. Hehe.”

Anonymous asked
Asshole.... jk... not really... reallly. False...

He glares at the anon. “That’s not very nice!”

aperturesmedic asked
So what do you do for fun. You seem squarish. You need a dose oof Tara ~wiggles eyebrows then laughs~

“Ha ha! Nice. And I am not squarish!”

aperturesmedic asked
Pity ~ she twirls her black hair aroung her finger staring off into space~

“Yeah…”

aperturesmedic asked
~watches as he goes through the files and starts humming Indiana Jones~

“Well, I had some strange person ask me all these questions about here, and I thought I had a picture somewhere. But I guess I lost it…”

Anonymous asked
"He found out that a few personalities we had saved for personality cores were from young girls. It freaked him out."

“Yes, some people have that happen to them.”

Anonymous asked
"Well... he wants to leave."

“Well, I guess it’s his choice then.”

Anonymous asked
"Just until I go on maternity leave," she said, "After that, he's quitting. I'm not sure if I'll come back or not."

“Oh, well that’s too bad. Maybe we can figure something out so he can stay.”

Anonymous asked
"Simon. He was a test subject," she said.

“Oh yes, I do believe I’ve met him. Is he still working here?”